A Rebel Writer
Starting with an adventure or one of those happenings to state on how fabulous ones life is been one of my tricks to get you interested in reading the article I have written.... While writing that sentence I had thought of using a fancy word such as "intrigue" but then I wanted to keep it simple. As you know for past few years or so I have been trying to be a simple guy but and may I sue the person who created the word "but". I would like to carry on as I don't want to deter the direction of this article, I will replace the word but with a new word an "and", "and more importantly keeping it blonde". In writing, okay just in writing, is blonde even a possibility of comparison to how being blonde is in real life. Once a guy had asked me what is being blond-ing an article and I told him which, "I think" it is mostly the usage of words where it makes one think you are dumb, however, I fancy myself as an over analytical thinker and at an any given moment I will break you down.
And the next word is because, and yes I do want to start with the word "because". Many will ask, why is it such a big deal, to start with a word because? We all know that in rule of composition of a sentence does not start with a because. No seriously... while reading this, pay attention to the use of because in the next paragraph and think of a Shakespeare play where one over exaggerates on a word. Wow, I am being really cool now as I am breaking rules. I am being a rebel in writing. A light bulb just went of in my head about rebel in writing and here comes the golden word, but, but I urge you all to understand this, yes I am considered an alien in America but I am just another human being and being called an alien is a little to much and no I am not from Mars, so I don't have light bulbs. Many artist likes to compare the light bulb to when a brilliant idea or even a solution comes to play in our minds which overcomes obstacles. Back to my brilliant idea, I will be changing to whatever I had thought my headline should be to, "a rebel writer". This is super cool. Sorry sometimes using words like super and cool at the same time does not mean the temperature is cold on thermostat, it just means I am using American slang to describe my emotions. Trust me, it not that I ran out of big words and the word but, but I think this will blond the article. I refrained my self from dropping the words like "metaphorically speaking" which you don't find it in older English books but you do find some freshman using the word to impress a girl in a social setting and for that very reason, I have been avoiding to use the word in recent articles or even when I am speaking. I am totally dissecting the thought process of mine on how to type a sentence, which I still have to complete.
I am sure my past Journalism or any of my English instructors would have taken a red pen and circle this whole paragraph in the hopes of a new setup. As a rebel writer that I am now, I am not changing it and also I am going to blonde this article a little more. One more dissection here, why do I blonde my articles? The reason to use "blond-ing" in my writing is for the reasons of censorship. In America, Free Speech is controlled by those who always like to add their three sense on how one should live and I believe these are the ones who starts wars. This article is not about censorship or wait is it? The use of blonding again but yes, this article is about censorship...
The reason I chose to talk about censorship is that in writing or journalism, either you tell the truth or you tell the truth. Admitting to facts either you like or you don't like but the outcome is the honest way to go. The reason I was talking about this was because we are given homework by the world and they trust us to tell them what is the truth. Recently, after reading few different sites and watching the news, it really shows how one event could be so twisted. What is worst, is when you turn on Fox news, it is telling one tale while CNN is telling another tale. Especially during election, wow! I mean some words that came out of people, I was just sitting in a corner going like, wait this is what I thought of freedom of speech represents... I guess it does.
Anyways, here is the paragraph and am hoping you like it more than the Discovery Channel special where Phelps tried to swim next to a shark...
"Starting with an adventure or one of those happening to state on how fabulous ones life is been one of my tricks to get you interested in reading my article and more importantly, of course keeping it blonde". Many times in my articles, I would like to speak my mind and when I do, it is taken and twisted around. Because some people love to do that. I want you all to understand that I am not being true to myself when I try to bite my tongue. With many articles to come and as I evolve in my writing, please use it as a tool for the way one thinks which can be change overtime as one experiences life".
Love & Respect